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fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

Source:fiftyshadesofstyles

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

Source:jaclcfrost
missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

Source:missbrostrider

tricksterity:

clintbarttons:

avengers 2 sypnosis:

  • everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
  • clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office

image

Source:clintbarttons

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Source:kim-jong-chill

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Source:sing-thebodyelectric



cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

Source:cliff-whored

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

Source:spatialsoloist
the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

Source:the-bohemian-maiden

illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

Source:emt-monster

absolutedespairs:

absolutedespairs:

i just want white hair without having to be 40 years olddd

image

i see two paths stretched in front of me

Source:necrophade

supernatural-mishamigo:

mytardishaswings:

11-and-his-fez:

bbcsherlockian:

lizthirose:

bbcsherlockian:

uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one

Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!

are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis

hygiene is important to everyone

they have no mouths

don’t be racist

Source:bbcsherlockian

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Source:spenceromg

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode